"Not again. Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days I'll just kick this piece of shit out the window."

Today marks a momentous day. I am now the proud (?) owner of a Canadian Business Number and GST/HST CRA Business Account Number.

It was with a heavy hand and great trepidation that I clicked that submit button on the online registration form. A whole 10 minutes of careful radio button selection and checkbox marking, only to seal my corporate fate with a 9- and 15-digit sentencing.

Makes me want to go buy a red Swingline stapler and watch Office Space again.